If you could use a laugh, this is an archived thread from long ago that some here may have never read. The stories are reprints by Spose from an earlier thread from the first server by Big Al titled "Wind is an Awful Thing, and Smokin' Kill's". I remember laughing so hard, the BA and Rich stories are both pricless!
http://www.lespaulforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12814&highlight=stomach
http://www.lespaulforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12814&highlight=stomach