Any one else use their talkbox rectally?

[longrichard]

To achieve proper brown notes

 

[Blind Lemon Chicken]

 

[Blind Lemon Chicken]

Reckon it would sound like shit !

 

[longrichard]

Reckon it would sound like shit !

You'd be correct. Sometimes life imitates fart.

 

[longrichard]

Also I have some talkboxes for sale. Slightly used.

 

[longrichard]

I have to sell off my talkboxes. I'm wearing out my lower voice box.

 

[Ed Driscoll]

William J. Le Petomane could not be reached for comment.

 

[longrichard]

Wow. He's even better than Chuck Berry

 

[longrichard]

Remind me not to visit your coffee shop

 

[RhinestoneStrat]

Also I have some talkboxes for sale. Slightly used.

'Slightly used' would be an issue if it was used rectally.

 

[Blind Lemon Chicken]

Remind me not to visit your coffee shop

Coffee can be most efficacious as an enema , clearing the way for expressive phrasing.

 

[longrichard]

Lemon, the idea is to pass wind into the tube, not fecal matter.

I'm not Peter Frampton

 

[Blind Lemon Chicken]

I believe the cleansing method utilised would be beneficial to the ventilated flow of air, Songs like Break Like the Wind in a relaxed yacht rock manner could be quite pleasing to the ear.

 

[Blind Lemon Chicken]

Long Richard disappeared rather promptly.. ah he was talking shit anyway.