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DUDES! Some of you are gonna be in HEEEEEAVOOOOOON!

renderit

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Found this at CostCo™ yesterday! Some of you are going to be SO EXCITED!

What will they think of next?

It's like
FRIGGIN' MAJIK!

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Ed Driscoll

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That looks yuuuuuge -- I don't think even Bob Marley could smoke a spliff that big!

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J.D.

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Awesome. I just heard about this new machine that can answer your rotary dial telephone.

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Ed Driscoll

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Awesome. I just heard about this new machine that can answer your rotary dial telephone.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a simple caveman guitarist. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your 21st century ultra-technological world frightens and confuses me!
 

Black58

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If it weren't for the microwave oven, and Ramen noodles, I'd probably be friggin' dead! :wah
 

deytookerjaabs

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Awesome. I just heard about this new machine that can answer your rotary dial telephone.

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My Dad used to leave me voice mail messages saying "Hey Ken, if you're there, pick up the phone. Hey, are you home? Pick up the phone. Okay, you're not home, call me when you hear the message."
 

SpencerD

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So ren --- I noticed that the 13 piece premier professional anodized cookware set beside the Instant Pots is damaged.

Looks like a steel toe boot kicked the shit outta that box in the warehouse ---- do a brutha a solid and score that at discount for me! :hee
 

renderit

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Eye already buyed it figuring I was gonna be doin' a LOT of cooking soon.

But I'm disappointed.

The Instant POT machine said to throw in a roast (to make the pot from I guess). When it said it was done I couldn't keep it lit...
 

fakejake

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Eye already buyed it figuring I was gonna be doin' a LOT of cooking soon.

But I'm disappointed.

The Instant POT machine said to throw in a roast (to make the pot from I guess). When it said it was done I couldn't keep it lit...

likely you were using too much saliva while rolling it
 

Tom Wittrock

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Eye already buyed it figuring I was gonna be doin' a LOT of cooking soon.

But I'm disappointed.

The Instant POT machine said to throw in a roast (to make the pot from I guess). When it said it was done I couldn't keep it lit...

Did you add water? :ganz
 

Texas Blues

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And so....

The LPF Forum has now evolved.

And become evil.

But maybe still only DEFCON 5 evil.

Crock pot sorcery.

Satan hissef' is chewing out his top guys right now.

That came up with that lame excuse for an evil crock pot.

"Instantpot????"

"That's gay as hell!!!"

"What in GOD'S name were you thinking?????"

"At least maybe you could have painted some flames on it like a '69 cholo Chebby Impala wey!!!"

"But noooooooooooo!"

"My personal crock pot in the Kitchen of the Nether Worlds has only an on/off switch."

"And a knob for slow/fast."

"Jesus H. Christ on a crutch!"

"The talent they send me these days has gone down hill."

"I swear you can't live with these people."

"I mean c'mon...."

"My ice machine has been broken since I can't remember."

"And I can't even get one fucking guy to come down here and fix it!"


"This place sucks."
 

renderit

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Didn't think I had to, it says it is "SMART - Remembers the way you cook". I thought "I cayant cook fer shit!" would be remembered...
 

CMExchange

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Found this at CostCo™ yesterday! Some of you are going to be SO EXCITED!

What will they think of next?

It's like
FRIGGIN' MAJIK!
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SpencerD

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I see my friend walking down the street and he asks why I don't call him anymore.

I told him that I don't call because I scored an irregular phone --- ain't got no #7 . His number has a 7.

Dude sez --- " That's weird.How long have you had that fucked up phone?"

I reply --- "Don't know - I got a calendar that ain't got no #5 from the same guy."

wow....that's bad...like really crappy bad....:hee

(Stolen from Stephen Wright with an edit or two)
 
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