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McCartney turns 64 Sunday

TwoTubMan

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The answer to most of the questions asked in the song is apparently "No".
 

sidekick

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It probably would have been different though, if Linda was still around......:rolleyes:
 

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TwoTubMan said:
The answer to most of the questions asked in the song is apparently "No".

Over the last few weeks, a buddy of mine and I have been trading e-mails with awful Paul-related headline suggestions. A few of my favorites:

And I Left Her
Let it Be Over
Hello, Goodbye Bitch
With a Little Help From My Legal Team
Baby, You're a Rich Woman
 

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'Will you still need me...'

Yeah, Paul, we do. Happy Birthday, and thanks for all the great music!
I'm sure Linda (wherever her soul is) and the kids still need him and love him too. :bday: Sir Paul!
:4zone
 

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pauldeluxe said:
Over the last few weeks, a buddy of mine and I have been trading e-mails with awful Paul-related headline suggestions. A few of my favorites:

And I Left Her
Let it Be Over
Hello, Goodbye Bitch
With a Little Help From My Legal Team
Baby, You're a Rich Woman


A Taste Of Money
Being For The Benefit Of Miss Heather
Got To Get You Out Of My Life
Money (That's What She Wants)
P.S. I Hate You
I Am The Wallet
She's Leaving Paul
You've Really Got A Strangle Hold On Me
I Should Have Known Her Better
You've Got To Hide Your Money Away
Heather In The Sky With Diamonds
Magical Mystery Whore
 

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Wisertime said:
A Taste Of Money
Being For The Benefit Of Miss Heather
Got To Get You Out Of My Life
Money (That's What She Wants)
P.S. I Hate You
I Am The Wallet
She's Leaving Paul
You've Really Got A Strangle Hold On Me
I Should Have Known Her Better
You've Got To Hide Your Money Away
Heather In The Sky With Diamonds
Magical Mystery Whore

:lol

I've Just Seen an Attorney
Upon Further Consideration, I Really Don't Wanna Hold Your Hand So Much
Please Leave Me
Can't Buy Me Love (Oh.....right.....)
All You Need is a Good Divorce Attorney
I Won't
Drive My Car, Because Now It's Yours
 

Wisertime

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"She's gonna leave me
And she's gonna bleed me
When I'm 64"

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I'd say 'ole Paulie's going to be "doin' himself" on big 64. :hank :band
 

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hank said:
I'd say 'ole Paulie's going to be "doin' himself" on big 64. :hank :band
HAH! I'd bet Sir Paul can have any amount of strange he wants, whenever he wants.
 

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Yeah. And George too. The last Beatles reunion I'm aware of was Clapton's tribute to George. Ringo and Paul were playing his music on stage together. Son Dahni knew every lick. No one has said much about this, but I thought it was pretty cool to have the living one's doing George's music with his son, who bears a stiking a resemblance to George, in the mix.
 

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There's been a flood of poor taste emails doing the rounds since his divorce announcement, such as...

Mrs.Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split, "he has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped?"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get, its not easy to walk out on a relationship like this."

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement has been signed it is believed that Mills-McCartney won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was to blame. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless"
 

Wisertime

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Buffaloe said:
Yeah. And George too. The last Beatles reunion I'm aware of was Clapton's tribute to George. Ringo and Paul were playing his music on stage together. Son Dahni knew every lick. No one has said much about this, but I thought it was pretty cool to have the living one's doing George's music with his son, who bears a stiking a resemblance to George, in the mix.


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers did an exellent 'I Need You'.
 
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