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Yet another dumb-ass trying to pet the animals at the zoo

doodman

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I don't know the entire story just yet. But-

My GIRLfriend told me that at Brookfield Zoo recently (it might have even been today) some lady tried to pet a sleeping coyote. She jumped the "Keep the Hell Out You Dumb-Ass Human" sign and went up to the coyote sleeping up against the cage. She startled it and it jumped around and grabbed her by the arm (with its mouth, for they have no opposible thumbs). I assume she tasted good because it wouldn't let go. So, of course, she screamed, the kids screamed, and everyone else screamed for ice cream loud enough to get the attendants to "help." They were going to tranquilize it, but for some reason they wouldn't or, rather, couldn't. Maybe they were worried about the stuff going into the dumb-ass human? My GIRLfriend didn't hear why. So the only thing left to do was to kill it.

I am not trying to save any whales here, but this makes me sick. Zoos don't just have any animals. They often have certain breeds that may be extinct if they were not in captivity. Apparantly, this coyote was one of those special breeds. I am not sure how rare it was, but it was different in some way. I hope they press charges against said dumb-ass human for tresspassing or whatever they can. And I hope Rover hit an irreplacable tendon and/or ligament. I also hope it wasn't a child that was being ignored by their parents. Or even worse, was told by thier parents to "go pet the doggie" so they could get a picture.

Regardless of the reason- some dumb-ass human has struck again.
 

Bluburst135

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Just wait Doodman...you'll be reading about the pending law suit against the zoo for not keeping the human safe.....what a joke
 

pauldeluxe

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Not to defend the lady, but there's just a tiny, tiny likelihood that she might be mentally ill. That's a whole separate issue from being stupid. Granted, there are plenty of stupid people who are mentally ill and vice-versa.

It's sad that the coyote had to die, but hey, crazy people do crazy things.

Sorry if I offended anybody with mental illness. Seriously.
 

Mathieu Rainville

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Methinks she was just plain stupid and thought that the coyote was a cute dog.

She probably never watched Discovery Channel. :eek

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pauldeluxe

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Rainville,

In your avatar, what's the deal with that one animal that gets stuck to the guy's ass? He throws it on the ground, then some rays come out of his ass, then it gets drawn up from the ground and sticks to his ass.

Are the rays supposed to be magnetic rays? Or is he farting? Either way, why does that cause the little animal to be pulled up and stick to his ass?

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

:pop
 

doodman

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pauldeluxe said:
Not to defend the lady, but there's just a tiny, tiny likelihood that she might be mentally ill. That's a whole separate issue from being stupid. Granted, there are plenty of stupid people who are mentally ill and vice-versa.

It's sad that the coyote had to die, but hey, crazy people do crazy things.

Sorry if I offended anybody with mental illness. Seriously.

I don't think you said anything offensive. And that's why I said I hope it wasn't a child. Basically the same thing as not knowing any better. But I would assume if the person was mentally ill, they would have said so. And since my GIRLfriend didn't hear everything, I can't assume much.
 

Mathieu Rainville

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pauldeluxe said:
Rainville,

In your avatar, what's the deal with that one animal that gets stuck to the guy's ass? He throws it on the ground, then some rays come out of his ass, then it gets drawn up from the ground and sticks to his ass.

Are the rays supposed to be magnetic rays? Or is he farting? Either way, why does that cause the little animal to be pulled up and stick to his ass?

These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

:pop

Isn't it obvious enough? The dude is equipped with a good ol' sphyncter beam... I mean, hello, welcome to the 23rd century. :roll
 

Cody

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Pauldeluxe:
what you see is a clear case of a man possessing a huge dose of animal magnetism.
 
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