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plaintop

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The (infamous) Celery Song
I am a celery stick,
[bom bom]
A lovely celery stick,
[bom bom]
I am a celery stick,
[bom bom]
A lovely celery stick,
[bom bom]
I am a celery stick,
[bom bom]
A lovely celery stick,

I'm green and fluffy,
And crunchy all around,
And I live in celery towwwwwwnnnnnn!
 

Big Al

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Celery is just fabulous stuff.
Have to have it in Tuna or Chicken Salad, Potato salad of course, and many other things, but... I repeat BUT NEVER IN STROGANOFF!!

WTF!:wtfWTF!! Celery in Beef Stroganoff????

I am aghast at the horror of it all. My taste buds recoil in shock. A gastonomic nightmare of epic proportions! Might as well put mayo on ham!:dead: :barf
 

Heritage 80

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Big Al said:
Celery is just fabulous stuff.
Have to have it in Tuna or Chicken Salad, Potato salad of course, and many other things, but... I repeat BUT NEVER IN STROGANOFF!!

WTF!:wtfWTF!! Celery in Beef Stroganoff????

I am aghast at the horror of it all. My taste buds recoil in shock. A gastonomic nightmare of epic proportions! Might as well put mayo on ham!:dead: :barf
O.K., I'll give you all that salad shit.....

But no doubt that Beef Stroganoff cannot contain celery. Only mushrooms, garlic, and onion with beef stock and sour cream (& maybe a little red wine). Celery would have the Czars rolling in their graves.

(and yeah, only mustard on ham!;) )
 

Wilko

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Alright....No mayo on ham...

But a BLT cries out for it. Am I wrong?
 

Ed A

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And while we're bearing our souls here...

Id just like to say that... You know all those guitars, amps, speakers, pedals, etc. Ive sold to you guys over the years? You know how I gave reasons for selling like... 'I need the money', 'I was never into P90s anyway', or 'Its got awesome tone, but its just not my style'... Well the truth is ITS ALL CRAP! THEYRE ALL SHIT! THEY SUCK! A DUMPSTER WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE THAT HEAP OF BUFFALO TURD! WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES YOU GUYS ARE TO BELIEVE THE CROCKS OF SHIT I HANDED YOU!!!

There, that felt better.... :)spin
 
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